land of cyclopes
On this adventure of the beautiful Land of the Cyclopes you will experience something like no other. To be able to survive here you will have to be able to fight and be very smart witted. You can enjoy some exotic cheese along with some rare Cabernet. Be careful not to have to much of this wine or else there could be problems. If you consume too much of this wine illusions of sharp eye stabbing pains could be experienced. Others around this person should leave the area immediately, tying themselves under their beds as quickly as possible.